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Николь ([personal profile] nickbutt) wrote2011-04-03 08:14 pm
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i may or may not have begun plastering my wall with creepy jesus pamphlets from 42nd st


THIS IS A CHURCH PRAYER RUG IT IS INFUSED WITH SPECIAL POWERS


it's just funny that they call it a rug though because it's really just some flimsy piece of newspaper so it's just
it's just a little odd














"Remember, if you are going to Hell, you are not going to a Sunday School picnic, you are going to a place of eternal fire and torment."
direct quote







if you have any creepy jesus pamphlets please mail them to me

please mail me your creepy jesus pamphlets

[identity profile] niena.livejournal.com 2011-04-04 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
hey my brother's birthday is may 21st lolol

its even more hilarious because i am certain i heard this while sitting in a christian-themed copy shop

[identity profile] oldsneakers.livejournal.com 2011-04-04 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
lolol Surprisingly, I don't see much of this stuff in my area of Texas. But there's a lot of it, I guess I've just become better at avoiding/tuning it out over the years. But yeah, if I come across any bizarre pamphlets I will report them to you!

[identity profile] oldsneakers.livejournal.com 2011-04-04 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
instead have some creepy stories

ma sticks post-it notes of biblical things/quotes all over the house. they've now been herded back to her desk/computer monitor, but there used to be a copy of the ten commandments + details taped to my bathroom mirror, and a post-it over one of our baby pictures that read, "be ruthless for good."

9_6

she's a good person going through a heck of a phase. i hope it's a phase.

i already feel like this comment is kind of tmi but OH WELL we deal with these things by laughing at them
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[personal profile] chaobell 2011-04-04 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I got one of those creepy prayer rugs in the mail the other day! I'm going to make a book cover or decoupage it onto a wine box or something.

[identity profile] evilsockaccount.livejournal.com 2011-04-04 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Cut out the mouth, glue the face onto the wine box with the mouth hole over the spigot! Jesus puking wine.

[identity profile] evilsockaccount.livejournal.com 2011-04-04 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I already got the creepy Magick Eye Jesus Eye Starring Jessica Alba prayer mega mailer package.

In the year 2011 AD people still try to convince others of the validity of their caveman book.

[identity profile] knackster.livejournal.com 2011-04-04 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
MAY 21ST 2011 guy is going to feel awfully silly in about a month

[identity profile] sarshin.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That is so creepy omg. HOW CAN YOU SLEEP KNOWING THAT THEY ARE THERE?